The Brick in the Oven

SW - Is this what made you summon,

          me here, for this Brick in the Oven?

LM - But I would ask you the same,

          Is this Brick in the Oven a game?

SW - I'm as stumped as you are,

          lost my mind over this.

         Who can tell us about the Brick?

         Maybe she can, Excuse me, Miss?

MM - Oh children, how can I help you?

           Hmm, isn't it past your curfew?

           Its late at night, you should go home,

           Your parents must be worried, rush back home.

LM - But Miss, what about the Brick?

          Do we do nothing, just let it sit?

MM - Oh dear, there's a Brick in the Oven.

           Wait, which authority do I summon?

MM - Yes 999, I have an emergency.

          In this park, there's something to see.

          There's a brick in the oven, it's plugged in.

          But there's no one here, no person.

999 - That's a kind of bomb, please run

          Run, and take along everyone.

LM - Ah, it exploded. Thank God we're okay.

          All of us are saved, yay. Uh-oh, oh wait!

SW - Wait you shall, for I got caught,

          in the explosion, it was as scary as I thought.

LM - I shall honor you forever, as you die in my arms

          I may make folk songs about you, and protect you from harm.

MM - Okay kids, it's late but your creativity I loven.

           It is time for bed, say goodbye to the Brick in the Oven.